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Tuesday, 25 October 2011

I'm so dizzy

The only thing I ate all day were two caramel rice cakes, ready for my weigh in this evening.  As I sat in the car in the pouring rain waiting for the doors of fat club to open, I came over all faint.

I happend to have a packet of smokey bacon crisps sititng next to me - my reward after the weigh in.  I just had to reach over and eat them before I went in.  I was a little embarrassed when the club leader pulled up next to me in her car and witnessed the whole thing.

Anyway, despite the crisps, I lost 2.5lbs this week.  I am happy with that.

We are off on hols tomorrow - I am determined to stay on the straight and narrow.

Thursday, 13 October 2011

PMT and wine and feeling bloated

I was a shouty mum on Monday, and I was horrible to my husband.  I was in a foul mood, all thanks to PMT. 

I have a rule that I am not allowed wine mid-week.  However on Monday I buckled and ended up drinking an entire bottle in bed. 

When I have been drinking, I become dehydrated, and can drink gallons of water the next day but nothing comes out the other end.  You can see what I am building up to can't you?  At my weigh-in on Tuesday, I was expecting to have lost 4lbs (this was according to my scales), but in fact only lost 2lbs, and I am convinced it was from the wine.

So no wine this week!

Tuesday, 4 October 2011

YIPPEEEEEEE

The first week back at Slimming World and I have lost 5.5lbs!

Wednesday, 28 September 2011

Trying again

I really am one of those pathetic women that bang on about losing weight, do it for a while, and then the lure of the pizza and wine and chocolate gets too much and I fall off the wagon.

So, I rejoined Slimming World last night and was hopefully shocked into losing weight properly this time - I am 5 pounds heavier than I was when I first joined the last time.

If I carry on at this rate I will be become morbidly obese.

Wednesday, 1 June 2011

Eating fest

All you thousands of lovely people who read my blog may have noticed that I didn't post last week - that's because I was still away, and I buckled, big time.  Having admirably sought out a Slimming World group near to where we were staying, I went the first week, but as soon as I left the building with the news that I had lost half a pound, I let go - I was on holiday! And what is a holiday without wine, Pringles, Minstrels, and cheese?  So I felt it would be a waste of a fiver to go to the meeting the following week, while still away.

A couple of days into my holiday eating fest, I was at the local Tesco, stocking up on salami and Pringles, and as I stood in the queue to pay I looked at the lady in front of me, more specifically her stomach.  I then looked at my own stomach, and tried to do a comparison.  Did I look like what she looked like? I wondered.  Was I as big as her?  How do others see me?  These were all thoughts going through my head.  I looked at her, and then looked at myself several times before she actually caught me doing it, and gave me an awfully filthy look. I actually thought she was going to whack me over the head, or indeed in the stomach, with her large bottle of coke.  It turned out I am considerably smaller than she is. 

On my back in the car, I tried to place an opened packet of crisps on my lap as I drove.  I was dismayed to realise that there was no room between the steering wheel and my stomach to comfortably place the crisps without them getting crushed.  The last time I was in this predicament was when I was 9 months pregnant.

So anyway, now back at home, I went to my usual SW group last night - a very brave thing to do, considering my two week gluttony - and I had put on three and half pounds.  So this week, I intend to lose four pounds or more, to get myself back on the straight and narrow.

Wednesday, 18 May 2011

Symmetry

I am away at the moment, but being the truly dedicated dieter that I am (ahem), I tracked down a Slimming World group just down the road from where we are staying, and it just so happens to run on the same day as my group back home - I love the symmetry of this - keeps things nice and neat.

Considering that we are on holiday, I have been pretty good - hardly any wine consumed, and only the odd packet of chocolate buttons here and there. We have been eating out a lot (who wants the chore of cooking on a holiday) but there hasn't been a burger in sight.

So I went to this group yesterday evening, and what a jolly bunch of buxom ladies they were! The leader was so very lovely and commended me for my commitment to the cause.

I am not sure that the effort of going to a fat club whilst on holiday, and only losing half a pound, was worth it, but it's good to be sociable - I sort of viewed it as an excursion, and enjoyed the ten minute respite from my kids.